Chips, Salt and...No Sauce?

So, there we were. Rose Street, late Saturday night. We'd just been to see Rich Hall at the Assembly Rooms. We were a bit peckish. There was a Chip Shop.

"Chips?" I said.

So in we went.

"Portion of chips" I said

Portion of chips appears.

"Salt and sauce" I said.

"No sauce" he said

"No sauce?" I said.

"Stag party nicked my sauce bottles" he said.

Edinburgh chips. Salt. No sauce.